Apr 19, 2011
Posted by Rebecca Quintana | 82 Comments
Contest: Win Portal 2 for PS3
Portal 2 released today for PC, PS3, and Xbox 360, but in case the game wasn’t in your budget, you could enter our contest for a chance to win a PS3 copy of the game. See below for rules and how to enter.
How To Enter
Because Portal 2 is a bit of a different gaming experience, we’re going to do a slightly different contest than we’ve done before here at Vivid Gamer. This time, it’s a caption contest. For the picture below, come up with the funniest and/or most creative caption you can, and post it in the comments.
You can also receive a bonus entry for following us on Twitter or liking us on Facebook.
Rules
- You must have a US shipping address to enter (50 states and PR)
- You must include your REAL email when posting your caption, so we can contact you if you win.
- Please: only ONE caption per person per email.
- Following Vivid Gamer on Twitter or Liking Vivid Gamer on Facebook are not required to enter, and those who already do won’t be penalized.
- Contest ends April 26 at 12PM PST. Any entries received after this time will not be eligible.
- The winner will be announced and notified within one week of contest end, no later than May 1, 2011.
Good luck, and stay tuned to Vivid Gamer for our Portal 2 guide and review!
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Caption: Yes that’s my ‘paper’! I don’t have that many fingers.
Following: @oasis789, liking: Kevin Nagg
Blue Bot: I want free love and peace everywhere!
Red Bot: What are you talking about? I want to rule with an iron fist…
Blue Bot: Quiet you, Glados may here us and start trying to get us again…
Red Bot: Bring her on…I can take her anytime with my all mighty iron fist!!!
Blue Bot: That’s what you said last time, remember?
Red Bot: Oh sh!t your rrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiii…
Should we Handshake or Fist Bump? One thing is for certain, there is still a vast cultural divide between BlueBots and OrangeBots. Perhaps their adventures will help bridge that gap and a new greeting will emerge.
Marry me? My cake is not a lie. :)
“HA! Rock smashes scissors! You get to explain to Xbox 360 users that Valve hates them”
ROCK , PAPER, SHOTG- Aw crap, all we have are these crappy Portal guns.
Sweet bro…A portal in one.
Glados ate my fingers!
Glados is hot. Shut up dude she’s my wife.
Bot 1: If you didn’t hit on Glados. She wouldn’t be trying to kill us.
Bot 2: I only told her she had the hottest floppy drive in town.
Bot 1: She has a BluRay drive, stupid.
Blue: When we’re done, I’m going to consume THREE pieces of cake.
Orange: *fist bump*
Cave Johnson: Cave Johnson here. Have a companion cube? Does it resent you because you lack personality. With Aperture Science’s patented Imagineer-chip, our robots can have personality by re-enacting humans without actually having those humans around. With the Imagineer-chip your companion cube will feel compelled to stay, not just because she doesn’t have legs but because you now have personality. Currently the two modes created at Aperture Science are Mobster and Pushover. With mobster your companion cube will experience what its like to be in the presence of a Robert Dinero like person, and will have to respond when asked “Are you talking to me?” With the pushover personality the companion cube will have someone to hold their purses while on random shopping sprees. There is no guarantee that any malls will be around or that these personalities will make your relationship with a companion cube any less awkward. Cave Johnson, we’re done here.
Following on twitter @solidalchemist, Liked as John Dickinson
Please dont crotch bump me
also following @killermuppet
Like on Facebook Doug Minall
Roundbot: It is customary for our bots to shake hands for this momentous occasion.
Ovalbot: Dude, You gotta brofist to the max!!!
Roundbot: I am starting to remember why we were at war for so many years.
Ovalbot: Yo! not cool dude.
Roundbot and Ovalbot: Urge to kill rising………..
Following as Nanaya
Liked as Ken
“Look, you’re Abbott, I’m Costello. That’s just how it works, okay?”
Following via @KHunt_
We still need a third for our bowling team. Do you think The Dude is doing anything now?
Following via @spez911
“Yes, I realize the new Mortal Kombat was released the same day as Portal 2, but that’s no reason to want to punch me in the eye!”
P-body: Why do we still play this game? All you can do is scissors and all I can do is rock?
Atlas: I just have this hope that maybe one day GLADoS will give you and I an upgrade ^^
following you @genxsis83
Blue: Scissors cuts rock! I win!
Orange: Your programming appears faulty.
Blue: *shoots portal directly above and below Orange* The error is with you. You appear to be stuck in infinite loop logic.
Also following @EeveeFanboy
O Bot: I hear Portal 2 is in the running for game of the year.
I Bot: Where did you hear that?
O Bot: GLADoS.
I Bot: The award is a lie…
O Bot: Then why do we both have Portal guns?
I Bot: To steal the award is case we lose of course.
Forgot to add that I am following on twitter as @ropes
Orange – So Blue, have you seen that new Rebecca Black Video “Friday”?
Blue – MAI HAND IS A DOLPHIN
FB – Jared Zimmermann
@Darklurkr23 Following!
So….My gun is bigger than your gun..
No it’s not, rock, paper, scissors says otherwise!
I win, mine is bigger…
STOP STARING AT IT.
“And to think all of science’s greatest disputes could be solved over rock-paper-scissors”
FB- Sebastian Poitevien
Twit- @CBas92
Blue Bot: “Every time you want to complement me, I don’t know if you’re going to give me a high five, fist palm or a hand shake. So I just cover your fist up so I don’t get confused.”
Alright, loser tells her we lost the cube…
Twitter = WTG_Whiskey
FB = Shawn Kline
That’s close enough, now repeat after me…. Live long and prosper.
Caption: It’s all fun and games until GLaDOS finds out.
“This Internet thing is never gonna catch on.”
“I never lose my portal gun forever!!”
Facebook = Jo Tiangco
Twitter = @commanderxp90
Glados: What are they trying to do with their hands when they have guns…….
Following as MAD_Linsen
Liked as Linsen Wu
…and then Atlas shrugged.
Blue Bot to Yellow Bot: Humans have an odd rite of passage. Have you ever heard of what a circumcision is?
Yellow Bot: 0.o?!
Twitter: @zombiebash3r
Facebook: Justin Dean
Atlas (Blue): “Are you ready? She’s not looking right now, so we’re escaping in 3…2…-”
P-Bot (Orange): “I hate to be a downer… But she sees EVERYTHING.”
Sorry for the double post:
Atlas (Blue): “Are you ready? She’s not looking right now, so we’re escaping in 3…2…-”
P-Bot (Orange): “I hate to be a downer… But she sees EVERYTHING.”
(also, followed on twitter (@elcidcampeon)
“-What up Homebot?
-Slang detected.”
Following as @CaptainUrahara
Liked under Kisuke Urahara
“Whoever wins best out of 3 goes first in this test chamber.”
“Well normally, yes. Of course there are LASERS in my fingertips, thus changing this games dynamic”
Following – @therealbigWALL
Orange: HA, you lose again! Now get out of here you Bionicle looking piece of sh*t!
Atlas: “on the count of 3 hold up how many girls you’ve been with,ready…go!”
P-body would later go on to marry a nice robot and settle down,but till then,Atlas and the other robots always heckled him at work.
Also forgot to mention:
*Dawsons creek theme song is playing*
P-body would later go on to marry a nice robot and settle down,but till then,Atlas and the other robots always heckled him at work.
@hestar69
Atlas: If only I had 2 hands, I could be a real boy.
P-body: I wish I were a real boy…
Atlas: You could be! IF you had 2 hands.
P-body: I know this is a lot to ask, but… would you trade your hand for my gun-hand?
Atlas: THE POWER OF 4 PORTALS IN… I mean… okay :(
Playing Rock, Paper, Scissors to see who will test the next portal isn’t science.
Blue: (softly and intense) Show me what inside your grip now or regret it later….
Portal Kombat
I didn’t know we had to post our info. I am following you on twitter under aprilmoo and for fb I am April De Castro.
Red: “I love you man.”
Blue: “What is love?”
Red: “I don’t know. Humans say it.”
Atlas: Yo Dawgbot, I heard you like portals so I’m gonna put a portal inside your portal, so you can portal through your portal.
P-Body: We need more portals.
Also followed on Twitter @eric_gallina
following via @alloatechhead
Blue bot- I’m watching you
Orange Bot- Whats with the 2 fingers dummy? You only have one eye
P-Body: Wait, thats not our handshake.
Atlas: Oops, sorry I forgot.
P-Body: Who’s handshake is that?
Atlas: Err… nobody!
P-Body: Cmon bro its Bots-before-Nots
Atlas: Fine, it was GLaDoS…
Also following @robyhuge
“Skynet needs the human race annihilated… Shoot you for it?”
“…you can clearly see in the graph here, that dismemberments are up 500 percent and unfortunately we are running out of parts.”
Following with @dontjudgemyadd and liked with Facebook with Allen Parker if you need that explicit. Thx
Why do you look like that?
Best 220 out Of 340?
Blue: “Look. We can glare at each other until one of us drops dead or you can admit that my significantly superior Scissors will always beat your tiny Rock.”
@depotato
Rock paper scissors is a game of life and death when the loser has to take down the turrets.
“Well… We missed the Skynet takeover… Think we can get in on the next reboot?”
so your really trying to run for office and the only sign you have for the american people is the peace symbol i’m pretty sure a president has used that me for and your not even doing it right you. your doing it sideways his reply “my hand is metal you try to copy humans look at me i have these skinny hands and round body” …well we can work on it because it looks like you just want to play rock, paper scissors and i guess you could be funny and use that in your speak that u will cut gas prices, smash corporate greed and bail outs of big businness, and pass a bill that portal 2 shall be played every where hahaha.. “well im going to add the evil laugh comes off creepy”.
“Peace out” …”Yo!”
(Also following on Twitter and Facebook)
“Two? First off, it’s more orange than pink. And what does 1 in the stink even mean?”
Blue bot: “For the last time, and listen very carefully, there is no cake!”
@hereonz
Blue to Orange : “Wait why is your eye orange?”
“I win again! All your base are belong to P-body!”
Following with @segagal and on FB
“Are you sure this is how we make babies?”
-@contestfollower (fb: http://is.gd/RvMi8J)
“That is _not_ how you do a fist-bump”
ATLAS: “Don’t you think we’re a bit too sophisticated for rock, paper, scissors? Its like if someone remade Tron with ridiculous 3D computer generated graphics”
P-body: “You’re just mad I figured out your pseudo random number generator seed.”
:-) twitter is @firethrowing
You could be happy here, I could take care of you. I wouldn’t let anybody hurt you. We could grow up together, PORTAL-E
Blue bot loses and says to orange bot, “I bet your cheap a** hard drive was made in China!”
“They don’t think it be like it is, but it do.”
Everyone hates that awkward moment where you go in for a high-five, but the other person goes in for a fist-bump.
This contest is closed. Thank you all for your interest!